Last month I saw a particular post all over Bangalore with the following statement:
"An evening with Dadi Janakai — the most stable mind in the world"
Now who is this Dadi Janaki. If this is a person, how can someone call oneself a superlative of anything? I think people should know that these kind of self-praises will only have people repelled.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
Time to act
I am tired. I am tired of re-reviewing my requirements list; Of redefining and refining my process; Of moving items from the "Required" section to the "Nice-to-have" section; Of having to hear people saying that I am being unrealistic.
Note: Unrealistic = Finding an educated, no non-sense, no possessive, no highly sensitive, no introvert, individualistic and slim girl.
The need to do something different and radical is great. I can no longer leave my life to my nonexistent luck. It is time to act. Now...
One fine day (it better be a fine day) I will wake up a different man with a different mindset. I will have a different goal and strategy. I will short-list all the beautiful girls that I know (of course, those who are single and available) and I will zero in on one. I will keep the remaining names in the short-list for plan B, Plan C etc. I will no longer say, "If only I were to fall for looks, I will fall for her". Instead, I will fall for her.
The goal will no longer be "To find a girl who is worth falling for". Instead, the goal will be "To make the girl fall for me". I will tell lies. I will tell a lot of lies. I will try to find what she likes in a man than what she is like. I will never tell her anything about me without knowing what "kind" she likes. I will generously give her compliments. I will flatter her. I will make her think that I am the nicest man she has ever come across. I will pretend that I am possessive about her. I will let her be possessive about me. I will pretend that I do not mind her being possessive. I will compromise. I will compromise more. I will pretend that compromising is only as natural to me as waking up in the morning.
And another fine day, I will ask her if she will marry me. She will say "Yes". (If she doesn't then I will pursue Plan B and so on)
Final nail in the coffin! Mission accomplished!
And I will be married.
Note: Unrealistic = Finding an educated, no non-sense, no possessive, no highly sensitive, no introvert, individualistic and slim girl.
The need to do something different and radical is great. I can no longer leave my life to my nonexistent luck. It is time to act. Now...
One fine day (it better be a fine day) I will wake up a different man with a different mindset. I will have a different goal and strategy. I will short-list all the beautiful girls that I know (of course, those who are single and available) and I will zero in on one. I will keep the remaining names in the short-list for plan B, Plan C etc. I will no longer say, "If only I were to fall for looks, I will fall for her". Instead, I will fall for her.
The goal will no longer be "To find a girl who is worth falling for". Instead, the goal will be "To make the girl fall for me". I will tell lies. I will tell a lot of lies. I will try to find what she likes in a man than what she is like. I will never tell her anything about me without knowing what "kind" she likes. I will generously give her compliments. I will flatter her. I will make her think that I am the nicest man she has ever come across. I will pretend that I am possessive about her. I will let her be possessive about me. I will pretend that I do not mind her being possessive. I will compromise. I will compromise more. I will pretend that compromising is only as natural to me as waking up in the morning.
And another fine day, I will ask her if she will marry me. She will say "Yes". (If she doesn't then I will pursue Plan B and so on)
Final nail in the coffin! Mission accomplished!
And I will be married.
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